Monday, September 7, 2009

Duke Lonriad of Luperia


Name: Lonriad Kemorin
Born: April 15, 1101, Luperia, Dovia
Parents: Roderick Kemorin and Rahileine Kelistine (both deceased)
Siblings: Learianna Kemorin (deceased)
Spouse: Viridis Andronei (married April 6, 1128, Luperia, Dovia)
Children: Rudolphus Kemorin, Severin Kemorin, Sidwein Kemorin, Taimyra Kemorin, Imena Kemorin, Orrick Wythleit, Senwick Wythleit, Nila Havlei
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Title: Duke of Luperia
Reign: 1110 -
Predecessor: Roderick Kemorin
Successor: Rudolphus Kemorin (heir)

Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6'1"

First appearance: "In Which Severin Looks into an Alternate Universe" (July 1156)
First POV: "In Which Lonriad Wrecks Cambrin's Furniture" (January 1157)
Total appearances: 20 (ranked 35th)
Total POVs: 4 (unranked)
All appearances


Ten Facts:

1. Though he will never admit it out loud, Lonriad loves all varieties of harp music.

2. Lonriad lost his virginity at the tender age of eleven, to a seventeen-year-old. Needless to say, he was immediately hooked--on sex, of course, not the girl. Whoever the hell she was.

3. Although he's had innumerable partners, the only two women Lonriad has ever loved are Viridis and Laveria, and in somewhat different ways.

4. Before Taimyra and Imena were born, the closest thing Lonriad had to a daughter was his niece, Holladrin. The two are still very close and engage in regular correspondence. She has been in his thoughts especially often since her father Farilon died.

5. Shockingly enough, Lonriad had an excellent relationship with his mother.

6. After he hit the age of about fifty or so, he set forth a self-enforced rule stating that he would only bed girls who were sixteen or older (sixteen being what can vaguely be referred to as "of age" under Dovian law). Of course, sometimes he forgets to ask--or sometimes they lie, as was the case with Neleine Dephwain.

7. For no reason other than the sheer entertainment aspect, Lonriad used to manipulate each of his two older sons into thinking the other had wronged him. To this day, he blames himself for their distant relationship.

8. Lonriad cannot for the life of him remember the last time he had to masturbate. That being said, it's not as if he doesn't do it anyway, just because.

9. He is in excellent, excellent physical form for a man of his age. He credits his good health to his beautiful shire, his loving family, and a lifetime of regular promiscuous sex.

10. He loves apple pie. He believes it is delightful.


Notable Quotes:

Severin (upon discovering Lonriad jumping on a couch): Well, I must say, this is the first time I've ever seen you so happily jump on something that wasn't visibly female.
Lonriad: So you think this couch must be a boy, son? It can't be--it's got pretty pink pillows."
--from "In Which Lonriad Wrecks Cambrin's Furniture" (January 1157)Severin: Kindly refrain from discussing my wife's uterus.
Lonriad: What? Am I supposed to be unaware of its existence?
--from "In Which Lonriad Wrecks Cambrin's Furniture" (January 1157)

Lonriad: Now, watch me do this flip.
Severin: You idiot geezer! You'll throw your back out, you crazy old man!
Lonriad: That's the idea; everyone knows that the best way to get a man's spine back in place is to have a woman pound it there!
--from "In Which Lonriad Wrecks Cambrin's Furniture" (January 1157)

"So, how is your new wife? And, more importantly... what does her maid look like? Is she pretty, or should I throw a sack over her head first?"
--to Roderick, from "In Which Lonriad Does as He Sees Fit" (August 1160)

Lonriad: ...and after that, I should very much hope to see your cook's new assistant, if you know what I mean.
Alina: Very well, but truth be told, she's not much to look at.
Lonriad: That doesn't matter--a man my age knows better than to leave home without a trusty sack."
--from "In Which Alina Is Given a Comforting Thought" (May 1163)


DNA/Custom Content:

Recessive hair: Blond
Recessive eyes: Same as dominant

Outfit: Medieval alpha tunic by iamliz13 (Style 2; Blue; mesh by tiggerypum)
Formal: Sim Ages' "Courtly Attire" (Blue) -- dead site; link leads to booty
Pajamas: Male Swimwear/Underwear by tiggerypum ("A Midsimmer Night's Dream" -- The Magick Modders)
Underwear: Same as pajamas
Swimwear: Same as pajamas
Athletic: Knights' Outfits by zoej (Blue; mesh by tiggerypum)
Outerwear: Robe by Lothere (mesh by Besen)

Previously worn outfits:
Mirkwood AM Medieval 3 -- Lonriad's formal outfit prior to February 1157
Outfit 02i by GARA -- Lonriad's everyday outfit as an adult

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